Funny Flirty Good Night Memes for Her

Like it or not, text messaging is the most popular way that courting couples use to speak with one another.

While having a constant stream of communication has its perks (nothing like some midday flirting), there can also be unparalleled pressure to deliver romantic texts that sweep your special someone off their feet.

If you feel like your river of ideas has run dry, fear not. Just as you would seek help for any other skill that you are struggling with, there is no shame in turning to the internet for some inspiration.

Below is a list of various women-approved goodnight texts, arranged by category and mood. Feel free to use each example verbatim, or add a special twist to make them your own.

Funny Goodnight Texts for Her

There is no doubt about it — humor is one of the most attractive traits in a partner. For the majority of us who have a harder time expressing ourselves face to face, the written word can be a godsend.

Here are some funny prompts that you can cater as per your own personal sense of humor.

1. If you feel like you are ever alone, just know that I am always here to disturb you!

2. I hope you enjoy this night's version of our planet's semi-rotation

3. Goodnight, I will see you later provided I don't die in my sleep

4. I'm going to voluntarily be subconscious for the next few hours, hallucinate vividly, and then completely forget about it. See you on the other side

5. Night night, don't let the monsters under the bed bite! I mean…what?

6. Goodnight, do not give into the undeniable futility of the universe

7. Before you fall asleep, do not forget to say thank you for everything that you have right now. Specifically, for me. Goodnight!

8. I would say "good" night, but it's actually a bad night when you are not laying here with me. Sleep well nonetheless.

9. Goodnight! Call me if you see any ghosts!

10. Goodnight forever, until tomorrow

11. Goodnight, my love. Are you going to dream about me or about the three headed dog again?

12. Goodnight my sweetest, I'll be drooling and dreaming and thinking about you (but probably mostly drooling)

13. Hey…hey you, the cute one on the phone! Goodnight.

Flirty Goodnight Texts for Her

Being flirty is what it's all about, isn't it? Being flirtatious is all about finding the right balance. While being suggestive can be endearing, it's very possible to go overboard. These texts will deliver just enough playfulness to ensure that you are at the forefront of your partner's mind.

14. Before you go to sleep, I just want to tell you how sweet you are

15. Goodnight to you, and your beautiful existence

16. I hope that you will be dreaming about me tonight — I will absolutely be dreaming about you

17. Goodnight. My mouth hurts from smiling because of you

18. I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight. My bed is just more comfortable with you in it

19. My bed is feeling really big tonight, especially for just me. Just saying!

20. Tonight I'm really missing my little spoon

21. I will be dreaming about somebody tonight…..want to guess who?

22. If you're having trouble sleeping tonight, just know that I am only a text or a phone call away

23. I bet you look really cute while you're sleeping

Lovey Goodnight Texts for Her

Relationships are all about exactly that — love! If you are looking to express your love through text, then these are for you. In these messages, the focus is all on the bond that you share between you and your partner. Although it can admittedly not be fully conveyed through words, these texts do a pretty good job.

24. I'm just about sleep, but I just wanted to make sure that you know that I'm thinking of you

25. I think you're probably asleep, but I want the first thing that you see in the morning to be this: I love you

26. It's so hard to fall asleep when I am not there to give you a goodnight kiss

27. I cherish you. You are so lovely and charming

28. One hundred hearts would not be enough to carry all of the love I feel for you

29. Goodnight. Meeting you was the best day of my entire life

30. Goodnight to the love of my life, I love the way you love me

31. I wanted to find wasn't cheesy, but there is no other way to say it. I love you

32. Climbing into bed with you is the best thing in the world

33. A day spent cuddling with you would be a day well spent

Romantic Goodnight Texts for Her

They say romance doesn't come naturally for most, and instead has to be mastered over time. Whether or not you think this is true, there is no denying that everybody could use a little help. These texts are sure to make your partner weak in the knees, gripping their phone.

34. Sweet dreams to the absolute love of my life, I hope you have a sleep as wonderful as you are

35. Every day I thank my lucky stars that I ended up with you. Goodnight, baby

36. Just popping in to tell you to have a lovely night, my dear. I'll be right here to speak with you in the morning

37. I love you more than the moon and stars. Sleep well, my muse

38. Goodnight to my baby. You are very special to me

39. Goodnight my beautiful princess, I hope you have a relaxing sleep

40. I have to confess, every time I close my eyes I see your beautiful face. It's a wonderful way to fall asleep

41. To the prettiest woman I know, I hope that you are able to rest your body and your mind today. Sleep well

42. I can't fall asleep without telling you how sweet you are

43. Every night I pray to the heavens to give me more years, only so I can have more opportunities to tell you how much you mean to me

Long Goodnight Texts for Her

Sometimes we have a lot to say, and that's okay! What may seem like a long soliloquy to some is a much-welcomed glimpse into somebody's heart to another. Here are some longer texts to keep your partner engaged and in love.

44. Baby, you are more than I could have ever dreamed of. I knew from the moment I met you that you were truly something special. Every day I spend with you just further confirms that. Thank you for being you.

45. How did I ever end up with somebody so beautiful? I would seriously like to know. I must have done something really amazing in a past life.

46. You are the reasons that I have sleepless nights, but I'm not even mad. You are the reason why I hold my pillow tight, but it's okay. I am so happy to have you in my life.

47. I have to wake up early tomorrow but just know that you can text me or call me at any time. I am always here for you at every moment of the day, because I cherish your existence.

48. I'm really tired, but I just want you to know how much I am thinking of you. Life is just better when your kisses are in it. The world is a better place with you around, my sweetheart.

49. Goodnight, gorgeous. Tomorrow is another day that I will fall even harder for you, and be forever grateful that I get to spend yet another day with you in my life.

50. I love you, baby. You are a princess to me. I know you are probably sleeping right now, but I need to get my feelings out anyway. There is just something so magical about the way you love me.

51. Goodnight to you, my sweetheart. We were made for one another. There is not a day I spend on this earth that I am not thankful for you. I can't wait to spend our whole lives together.

52. I love that no matter what is going on in my life, I know that I always have you around to count on. Thank you for being my rock, my stability. Sleep well.

53. I love you to the moon and back. I hope the night is kind to you and you wake up in the morning feeling refreshed and getting to throw your beautiful face into another day.

Goodnight Texts To Send to a Crush

Just because your relationship may be at the very beginning, it doesn't mean that there isn't room to have a little fun over text. In fact, sending the right messages could actually help both of your feelings blossom. Here is a series of messages that are crush-approved.

54. I love being your friend. I would be lying if I said I didn't sometimes wish we were more than that. Goodnight.

55. Before I fall asleep, I just want you to know that you are the one I am thinking of

56. I hate falling asleep because it means I have to say goodnight to you

57. I hope you have sweet dreams tonight

58. I know today was a hard day for you, so I hope you are able to sleep well tonight. Tomorrow will be a better day

59. I'm about to fall asleep, but I couldn't let myself pass out without telling you that you are the one I am thinking on

60. I was just thinking of you and I wanted to say goodnight!

61. Thanks for all of the smiles today. I hope you sleep well

62. I can sleep more soundly tonight after the wonderful day that we spent together

63. I am counting down the hours until I can see your face again

Goodnight Texts For Long-Distance Relationships

When you and your honey physically apart, it makes the need for constant communication even more important. Chances are that anyone who is in a long-distance relationship already knows the ins and outs of text messaging, but here are some new and fun ideas if you're looking to switch it up a bit.

64. I can't wait until the day comes that we are together, so I can kiss you goodnight and kiss you good morning. Goodnight.

65. The hardest thing in my life is that I don't get to be with you every moment. I long for that day to come. Goodnight, baby

66. I can't wait to be closer to you, babe. When I am with you I am home

67. I am looking forward to seeing you this weekend, goodnight. I'll talk to you in the morning

68. They say that distance makes the heart grow fonder, but all this distance is doing is making me miss you

69. I am counting down the days until I can see you next, baby. Waking up tomorrow means that another day has passed!

70. Distance can't keep us apart, our love is too strong. Goodnight my love

71. I wish I were there to hold you tight, but since I am not I will just say goodnight

72. As I fall asleep, I can't help but wish that you were here with your head on my chest. I can't wait until that happens

73. Take a look outside your window. Even though we are apart, we are looking up at the moon

Goodnight Texts for a Girlfriend

When you're in a relationship, it is important to keep the flame alive. One of the ways to easily do this is by sending sweet messages to one another. Here's a few ideas.

74. Goodnight baby, sweet dreams. I can't wait to see you tomorrow!

75. I am absolutely thrilled to be your boyfriend. Thank you for giving me this honor

76. You are the one for me. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind about that. Goodnight, my girlfriend

77. I know it's hard for you to fall asleep without me. All I can hope is that this remains the biggest problem in your life

78. Every time I fall asleep, I miss you dearly. Talk to you in about 8 hours

79. My sleep just isn't the same without you in my bed

80. It is so cruel for me to now have to sleep alone after spending the entire day with you

81. Baby, there is only room for you in my heart, and nobody else. Goodnight

82. No matter what tomorrow may throw our way, I will always be in love with you

83. I hope you can fall asleep knowing that you mean the world to me

Cheesy Goodnight Texts for Her

These kinds of text messages often get a bad rep, but it is not at all deserved. Whether you're using them ironically or not, these messages have a lot of sweetness hidden beneath their cheesiness.

84. Good night, the sun says goodbye and the moon says hello

85. Every night that I fall to sleep I pray I dream about you. Goodnight, beautiful

86. May your slumber be as peaceful and warm as you are, my darling

87. Starlight, star bright, you're the only star I see tonight

88. Tonight, my body falls awake but my heart beats for you

89. My love for you is so deep that even the well is jealous

90. I don't need to dream because you make my reality so amazing

91. I would walk for miles and miles just to kiss you before you fall asleep

92. I have you to thank you the smile that is on my face every night when I fall asleep

93. Goodnight my dear, you shine brighter than the sun at high noon

Deep Goodnight Text Messages

These ones are for the writers and the poets out there. If you're dating a sensitive soul, these messages are sure to blow her away.

94. You are the last thing that I think about before going to bed and the first thing that I think about when I wake up

95. You are the reason my heart flutters every time I check my phone. I do not want to ever stop falling for you

96. Sleep well tonight, and remember that tomorrow is going to be a good day. How do I know? Because it is another day I get to spend with you.

97. When I am down, you lift me up. When I am frowning, you turn it into a smile. I am so happy for you in my life.

98. Before I met you, my life was empty. Now that you are in my life I am overcome with emotions of gratitude every day.

99. All I do is think about you. There is no doubt in my mind that you complete me. Every small thing you do to make me happy adds up to make me the happiest man in the world.

100. Before I met you, I was afraid of falling in love. But now that I know you, I fall asleep with a smile on my face every single night. Thank you for making me so happy.

101. Do you have any idea how happy you make me? I hope that every night you fall asleep thinking about how you are the most wonderful girl in the universe.

102. I am completely captivated by you. You complete this crazy thing that we call life. With you, I know that I have found my second half.

103. I never would have imagined that I can love somebody this much. Thank you for bringing me to new levels that I would have never imagined possible.

Goodnight Text Messages for a Fiancé/Bride to Be

Just because you've decided to take your relationship to the highest level possible, it doesn't mean that you shouldn't still indulge in some good, old-fashioned texting. Here are some wonderful messages to send to your bride-to-be.

104. I smile before I fall asleep because I know that every day I wake up closer to being your husband

105. I wish I could fall asleep in your arms tonight

106. Every day I thank the gods above that you are my future bride

107. I am so excited about this life we are building together, and I can't wait to begin the next chapter of our life

108. Baby, you are going to look so beautiful at our wedding. I love falling asleep because I know it means that that day keeps creeping closer and closer

109. When you came into my life, everything became new. I am so happy for all you have added to my life

110. You are so special to me. Thank you for being the one

111. I can't wait until we can take our relationship to the next level and become a family

112. Your beauty shines brighter than the moon in the night sky. Thank you for being you

113. I am so lucky to have you. I can't wait to be together forever

Rachel Cribby is a writer, editor, and transcriptionist from Canada. When not writing or reading, Rachel enjoys hanging out with her cats and drinking tea.

Rachel Cribby is a writer, editor, and transcriptionist from Canada. When not writing or reading, Rachel enjoys hanging out with her cats and drinking tea.

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